No, it wasn't a horrible cheesecake. Even worse.... It didn't show up!! My lovely *ahem* Oliver's lovely Valentines Day surprise, never even arrived!
Needless to say that as soon as the clock hit 5:30pm (the time I was told it should definitely arrive by on the two calls I made to check on its progress, only to be told I would be called back... and never was!) I was already firing off a rather stroppy complaint email (à la kiphakes.com lol) pointing out the now complete irrelevance of them bothering to complete my order and demanding a refund.
If they should decide to still send the cheesecake as well, well that's up to them ;-)
** Update - Well the cheesecake just arrived and I've yet to receive a reply to my email. Hmmmmm.... **